Are girls really mean or is it just my perception

Many take resolutions in the so-called OLD year for the forthcoming new year. Well, now that i'm in BP(Bench project), I've already made 5 resolutions. Four of them are useless (Something like Adhering to office timings, to enter the worked hours properly in the time sheet). The main resolution which i was very adamant is the fifth one.(By this order of describing it may be the fifth one. But by my own order it remained,remains,would remain as my first one). That is to maintain an ultimate rapport with girls or atleast to show the outer world that i'm easily adherent towards girls.

If you had seen me personally or my photographs, you would not be in a difficult position to find why i'm so worried, anxious. Like all normal guys, i entered my college compound aspiring to become like Mike murali(An actor whose almost all films has songs where he sings on stages with a mike) or Mike mohan(Another actor of the same cadre). Hey hey hey., stop it. I'm not that sort of guy who aspire for stage mikes. Apart from mikes, these two had something else in common. True, pure,divine Love. Yes, i dreamed about loving atleast some three girls and then continue any one of it throughout my lifetime. (Ooh! What an ambition !!)

Few of my friends know about my ambition. But many don't know that i'm still dreaming that dream. This is the flash-back for my so-called ambition. I spent the four years in my college in search of a good figure and to impress them. Those who are my college mates knew that the first part of the mission is more tedious. Having tasted some ounces of success in the first part of the mission, i tried my best to attain the same in the second part. Adang***a! It was not as easy as i thought.

"Nallaa kasunguna sattaya kooda press pannidalam
Aana mokkai figure a kooda impress panna mudiyathu"

I started doing that from third year. I had a poor friend who sits with me ( "I sit with him" will be appropriate and the adjective POOR came to him exactly after i sat with him). There was a mokkai figure in my class. Ofcourse everyone were the same. I tried to impress one among them(Surely not the best among them). O**a, Enna scene viduva da ? My friends had a slight feeling that i have/had(don't know which one fits here) a good sense of humour. I started trying jokes with that girl.She laughed in front of me. "Mission going good".But later from my girl friend(a friend who turned out to be a girl.Nothing else) told me that she makes a mockery of me to her other friends that i try to impress her. I couldn't tolerate that. I, with some other men formed a grouped which was named as AGC(Anti-Girls Campaign).It was the turning point in my boyish life.It was the twist that you were all expecting in my tale.(Ok.. Ok.. I accept it is a slight over-buildup). That was the real period which i really loved.Teasing someone who show off themselves to be intelligent will give you the ultimate pleasure.I got the same when i teased girls.Apart from that incident, there was nothing that i could correlate my college life with girls.

Later after a many googles, i found a job. Like most of the s/w job aspirers, i again fell in the silly trap of life. I started going behind the girls for the second time in my life. (Believe me, this was only the second time. In primary schools, they were my villains as they were the reasons for my dad's scoldings and i had a tough competition with girls in studies.),Nothing noteable happened here.

Here are my findings and complaints why i don't feel girls are a good species to be friends with.

1) They unneccesarily adjust their pallu or their kameez when a conversation nothing related to those two in going on.Doesn't that sound insulting ? Do i look like a normal road-side loafer. Do we ever adjust our zippers during the conversations?
2) They maintain a distance when we kep quiet and when we become talkative towards them, then a new joker is born whom they think to be waste of a birth in this earth.
3) They crack really stupid jokes that they expect me to laugh. I really couldn't get that how other guys can laugh for those so called jokes.
4) They switch topics unneccesarily to show off themselves.

• Why do they talk about their heroics with their bunch of boy-friends when i'm asking them a doubt in ASP ?
• Why do they talk about their foreign tours that happened years back when i ask them "How are you "?

5) Why are they so mean that they have nothing else in their life excepting for money and money and money?

6) Why do they all act to be afraid and insecure when they mistake in their project knowing that for sure that their PM or colleague never minds them at all ?

7) Why the hell do they talk always either through their mobile or through the office phones ?

I thought of disclaiming that i'm sorry if i've hurt anybody's feelings and my intentions were not those. But to be true, i've always thought that disclaiming is the best way to show what your claim is. Seeing my complaints and findings, i understand what a stranger should think about me. Let me clarify that i'm not a sort of a guy who goes on a killing spree towards girls or a male chavinist or someone who hates girls just by sight.I do have a good rapport with a good set of girls. Also, this is not just a bunch of complaints on the species i hate and it is a report of findings on the same.

Girls are always girls.